#038 Vehicle Accessories (Raunchy)

I am not a prude person. In fact, I am pretty sarcastic and have a pretty dirty mind and a bit of a warped sense of humor.

I do, however, know when to turn it off when I need to... for the sake of retaining my credibility as a professional (or moral) adult.

There are two vehicle accessories that really bother me: 1. truck nuts, and 2. dirty window stickers.

Truck nuts: seriously?! According to wikipedia.com, these atrocities have been around since the late 90's... though I can't say that I've ever seen them up until about a couple years ago. I mean, what purpose do they serve? Just for looks? A scrotum is NOT a particularly pleasant thing to look at (I don't care WHO you are)... Or is it a "macho" thing? Aren't trucks masculine enough as it is? In any case, in my opinion I think they make you look even more like a douchebag than you already did while you were driving like a total jackass in your BFT.

Dirty window stickers, such as this one, while kind of funny (but definitely raunchy), are completely inappropriate to place on any part of any vehicle. If a CHILD could at any time see this sticker, it shouldn't be there. I don't have children, but I would be pretty pissed off if my child asked me to explain a sticker like that. Of course I could lie... but that's not the point. What's worse, is that some of these stickers have Disney characters on them like Tinkerbell, which is even more attractive to young kids.

Some states have instituted fines for such inappropriate and vulgar displays, and I wish that more states would follow suit.