Wednesday, January 5, 2011

#030 Parking Stalker

Being a parking stalker is where you follow someone in a parking lot walking to their vehicle in order to take their parking space from them when they leave.

There are only two times when being a parking stalker is permissible:
1. when there are literally NO other spots available (i.e. college campus lots with limited parking)
2. when there is severe weather (i.e. torrential rain; so much snow that the only available spots are over 2 feet deep in snow)

I am so annoyed by people who parking stalk when there is no real reason to do so. Most of the people who parking stalk could really use the exercise anyways. Park your happy ass at the end of the row and walk past all the other cars on your way into the building like everyone else. Don't sit with your turn signal on for 5 minutes while you watch someone pack all their groceries and/or children into the car... you literally could have been in the building already. All you're doing is preventing traffic from moving around you in the aisleway and drawing attention to yourself, and that is NOT the kind of attention you want to draw.

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